NekoMyra

NekoMyra: Why hello my children
Stan:I'm older than you
NekoMyra: That's why you're my husband
Tei: Kaito is my husband
Thorena:Bark Bark Barkty Bark Bark
Translation~Bark Bark Barkty Bark Bark
Stan: ...
Tei: *liiiiick*
NekoMyra: You know you're not actually a dog?
Thorena: *sits scratches ear with foot*
 *silence*
NekoMyra: Okay then...Sebs how you doing
Stan: Just making tea for the young master Milady
Tei: ha gay
Stan: Well at least I'm not married to a dog
Thorena: Bark Bark
Tei:..well I'm married to a dog
NekoMyra: You're telling me
Kaito: Tei where have you been? Batman has been abusive to me and Clark
Tei:BATMAN HSUSHISIBDOJDOJDIW
Batman: I'm batman
Stan: *face palms*
NekoMyra: where did you come from?
Green Lantern: Tei, the justice league needs you!
Thorena: Bark
Tei: *shoots Thorena* IM COMING HAL,Clark, and BRU- i mean BATMAN
Stan: Gasp
NekoMyra: *heals Thoreana with magical Elsa powers*
Tei:*flys off with Kaito and Lantern*
Thorena: *cries*
Thor: I have come here for my fan girl
Thorena:*gasp* YASSSSSS BAE LICK LICK LICK BAE
Stan:...
NekoMyra:...
Thorena: *flys off licking bae*
Stan: Um...
NekoMyra: Yah...
Kaneki: Hey how you doing, Stan my man
Stan: *faints* 
Kaneki: *takes Stan* Let's go home
NekoMyra:WHERES SEBBY-CHAN!
Sebastian: You have summoned me
NekoMyra: I WANT TO MAKE A CONTRACT!
Sebastian:What do you want in return for your soul?
NekoMyra: I wanted to be your wife and have your babies
Sebastian: •_•
NekoMyra: Look I have cat ears
Sebastian:Deal
NekoMyra: My first order, kill anyone who reads this
Sebastian: Yes my-
NekoMyra: Yes my kitten, who is the apple of my eye, and I will never love anyone but you!
Sebastian: *sigh*  Yes my kitten, who is the apple of my eye, and I will never love anyone but you
NekoMyra: OMG! HAVE MY BABIES!
Sebastian: *eyes flash pink* Yes my mistress