Elliott

I don't write nearly as much as I should I mean Jesus Christ.

Just a prick selling his soul to a website through spelling and grammar errors to appease the fickle crowd.

You aren't obligated to read what he writes, but that doesn't stop him from hoping that maybe, just maybe you'll click on one of his works. And maybe even enjoy it.

He also likes to scroll through his followers reading lists.

(What?! No I don't!)

Shush child. We all know you're a creepy stalker.