So there were 2 hunters in a forest. 1 drops dead, isn't breathing, and his eyes are glazed over. The first hunter calls 9-1-1 and says " OMGITHINKMYFRIENDSDEAD", and the 9-1-1 person says " calm down, first let's make sure he's actually dead." A gunshot is heard, and when the hunter picks up the phone again, he says "OK WHAT NEXT?"
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Story by PlantsareCool
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