(Taylor's Version)

Joker: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
me: No, but I want to...

"If I cannot be better than them, I will become so much worse."
― Holly Black, The Cruel Prince

Life is a soup and I am a fork

I am 18 but in my head I am a 48 year old woman waiting for menopause.
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NoMadness101 NoMadness101 Apr 28, 2023 06:14PM
Just finished reading the entire storm and silence series and wow. Best thing I read on Wattpad ever. Now I just wait every Wednesday. also I updated the TFOTA Fanfic go check it out.
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