Patrick Star

I decided to write a bio cuz i have no life, and spongebob is being a pain in the butt again and i'm so rad, y'all just wanna get to know me. I mean, who woudn't? All dis coolness is not for sale. ONLY ON EPAT! YOU CAN BUY A PATRICK FOR A BEAUTIFUL PRICE OF $2832010.98  #SPONSOR 

-"Well, maybe it's stupid, but it's also dumb!"
-"Alright, which one of you flatfoots stole my lollipop?... I mean it."
-"Let's get naked!"
-"Is mayonaise an instrument?"
-"Knowledge can never replace a friendship. I prefer to be an idiot."
-!!!
 
-Is this wattpad? No, this is Patrick! Patrick! What are you doing here? "Uhh... i dunno, I'm funny"

Hey guys, so you wanna know a little about me? Well first of all, I'm a fab starfish who lives under a rock. (literally) My best friend is Spongebob. And I really love the Krusty Krabs! Krabby Patties are 100% better than Big Macs. Just saying.... I am also the smartest starfish you will ever meet. I put the 'Star' in Starfish.


-Occupations: Doctor, Glove World Mascot, Inventor, Hero, Nurse, Landlord, Chum Bucket Fry Cook, King of Bikini Bottom

-Education: Mrs.Puff's Boarding School,  Middle School,  Community College

-Color: Coral Pink giiiiiirrll

-Unemployed because im too fab for a job (jk Mr. Krabs won't hire me because im too "stupid" to work for nothing,  which in other words means, I'm 2 cool for u)

-I'm a good stripper (; (if u need me to strip for you, just let me know), singer, driver, drummer, friend, customer, eater, starer, rider, karate chopper, stuntman and listener. dude fight me

You may also know me as Patricia. (I might be transgender, but idk what that word means)Or Sam's brother. 

HOWARD COME BACK PLS BABE! YOUR DUMBBUTT FORGOT TO PAY THE *dolphin sound* RENT DUMB *insert more dolphin sounds... 5 days later*

i live 400 yards away from the Krusty Krab... so if you need any krappy patties, just know that they ran out but im not a fattie. you jerk

uh thanks for stalking me.. weirdo

JUST KIDDING!!! just call me LJ. 
(: