Living Sexual Harassment

My Bio efforts are as shitty as A Taco Tuesday Aftermath.

Hello there. I'm your Daddy. Your Pimp Daddy. 

Ok, My names Wade. And You. *Points at the person behind the screen* Have Entered my brain.

Ok, not literally, Cause i have some people in there who'd talk to ya, But, You may have just Walked in on the most horrible person you'd ever meet. 
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I have a healing factor, along with immortality. So I'm basically a walking bag of Preserved caveman shit. 
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I'm fucking Hideous. Like, drop dead hideous. But I make up for it, being amazing in bed and having The greatest ninja skills of all time!

Some Call Me a Hero, But I'm not a hero. You see, I'm A mercenary. 

If anything I'd consider myself a Villain. But I kill bad guys, Which confuses people. 
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I'm the Merc With a Mouth. Unpredictable, And Mentally Unstable. 

So uh, Swipe Up and follow me sweetheart.

Thanks, love you.
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Can somebody shoot me!
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