Alice

Here's a few things about me:

1) I procrastinate. So expect my story updates to be slow, unless I'm motivated, inspired, etc.

2) I am a sucker for romance and I can be cheesy. EXTREMELY cheesy but I'll try my best not to do so for some stories.

3) Give me food

4) ....Know that I am lame and intend to laze around.

5) ....er....what else....hi.

6) Know that you wasted a few minutes/seconds of your life reading this

7) That's all.....I think......also you wasted another second.

8) I like....stuff....and stuff....and food...and my bed.... and my wifi....and stuff.....you have spent another minute/second on this.

9) Message me or something. Say hi, I'll probably reply back if I'm not busy hogging on my food or sitting on my ass for 7 goddamn hours at school. (My ass will probably be flattened by the time I graduate. Hurray!)

10) Goodbye. I hope you didn't regret your decision on reading this shit. Also, you wasted your precious time on a shit like me.



P.S. I am an asshole. I don't update the books even though I say I will, I blame my terrible sense of time management and tons of homework.