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If Genshin Impact have a funny parody/ spoof movie and the characters will have funny names and titles, what will it be?
Here's my list:
Jean: Big Johnson- Leader of The Knights of Basically Sexy.
Barbara: Hannah Montana- A Hydro Nun who wants to a music star, plus she's dumb.
Venti/Barbartos: Venus and the Archon Name is Vagina, which she does have one BTW.
Sucrose: Succotash, who have a split personality like Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde. One is a cute shy girl and another girl is evil scientist who wants to rule the world.
Eula: Yoda Lawrence, The Virginity Claimer. (When she says VENGEANCE SHALL BE MINE, I was thinking how she would do that, by taking Aether's virginity.) Because I thought that's she going for right there.
Ganyu: Goaty, a Cryo Dragon Goat Girl... Thing, who have a habit to chew through anything like clothes and stuff.
Shinhe: Seshit (Sees Shit!), a dumb Cryo Bird Girl who seeks education. (Plus needed to be in Special Education Class.)
Yae Miko: Yo Mama, a perverted Electro Kitsune Princess who dressed like a prostitute.
So what do you think? Kinda harsh? Such Savage? You add a funny name and title for laughs.