Jesus

Should I unblock my toxic ex

quick I need some holy water..I read a fanfic that...well...I don't wanna explain it but...yk...how do I order some holy water

new year, better me. pls forgive me Jesus

Hello! I was wondering if you had any holy water left? If so plz I need 3 gallons! Thanks have a good rest of your day! 

Forgive me Jesus, for I have sinned.

Ask your dad if he'll go on a date with me
          
                                       - Satan

yo Jesus I'm gay

Dear jesus, i feel like im bringing bad luck to everyone, why?

please jesus, protect me.

my story is just unholy..We need more than holy water