Jesus Christ

Jesus how does one get an emo girlfriend / boyfriend?

Jesus how does one get laid ?

@noiamobsessed which book? Asking for a friend 

May God help you all in the name of Jesus Christ i pray, Amen. †

Jesus how to edge

jesus, come to my bible study

pls read my rodrick fanfic jesus 

How are we supposed to believe in you when most Wattpad kids don't even believe in themselves /sarc

Dear jesus how do I get railed by someone who doesn’t exist 

Thx Jesus.