Official_Trashmouth

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Maybe just me,but whenever I get a nosebleed my blood comes out really slowly and is super cold. I think I'm a reptile or some shit. 

90sqthings_loser_

Waittt- did you tag me in something? Cause when I tried to go back two people thought it was a good idea to spam updates on their stories. 

90sqthings_loser_

@Official_Trashmouth || ohhh lol welcome back !!!!! 
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Official_Trashmouth

Gag me with a spoon....... Or something else. I don't mind. 

Official_Trashmouth

@-feelgoodinc oh I also know you were kidding but I don't want anyone to read this and think "wow that was dirty" 
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streetsp1rit

ik lmao. i was kidding :) 
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Official_Trashmouth

@-feelgoodinc I know that sounds slightly sexual but I meant those gags the kidnappers use because I cannot shut up today. 
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Official_Trashmouth

I was drinking a casual delicious berry overload glass of Ribena at dinner time and after I had it drank I was coming up the stairs when I felt a gush of liquid come out my nose and low and behold Ribena came out my nose. 
          
          I'm so strange. Someone help me. 

Bellamayfield259

I woah that happens to me everyday but with something else
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btsstemptation

@Official_Trashmouth 
            oh sure lol. strange beans on the mission to being the strangest of all lollll
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Official_Trashmouth

@heartbreaksweather1D oh thanks for the advice. At least we can be strange beans together lol 
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Official_Trashmouth

My older brother got a thorn stuck under the skin of his pinkie finger and he went to my dad to get it out so obviously my dad attempts to get it out. 
          As soon as my dad gets it out,my brothers face goes ghostly white and he begins to feel sick and then just faints. 
          It was a pin prick of blood that caused him to faint. Not the strongest stomach in the world lmao. 
          He's okay now though. 

nyakenmakoz

anyway im glad hes okay
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nyakenmakoz

@Official_Trashmouth i read "my older brother got under a thorn truck" and i went oof shittt
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