*crawls out of tunnel with twigs and muddy clothes* thank god, I've made it- *sees u* OH FUDGE UH- *puts on fresh suit* Welcome to my bio!

HEY THERE FELLOW LIVING (or dead) BEINGS :D *waves dramatically*

First things first. I'm Aussie, I'm amazing I know *flicks hair dramatically*

2nd, don't mention religion

I love these people more than me

@X_half_moon_x
@12thtime
@Demisexualforlife
@wof_fan21 
@starsofthemorning
@official_lightfury
@Miraculouslyokay
@mjokaiiclutz
@Obsessed-Dc-Fan
@nerdguy00 MY FUCKING AWESOME BFF
@am_i_a_ghost1 I LOVE 'EM #NZ FRIEND🦈(shark :D)
@Iwillstandbymyship ALASTOR THE MOTHERFUCKING VAN

@NerdGuy00 & I won against @Iwillstandbymyship in the spamming war. Thank you

I'm not a girl, I'm a shark *nom nom* see my reference? Anyone?

I'm in LGBTQ+ 🌈

Me:
non binary?
Ace
Pan

My OTP is *drumroll* STOLITZ/RADIOAPPLE!

*stops mid presentation and vibes to my playlist* nyonyonyonyo guitar solo fuck yeah- OH SORRY- LET'S CONTINUE

I freaking love toothless :D

HAZBIN HOTEL & HELLUVA BOSS ARE FUCKING AWESOME IF U HATE IT, FUCK OFF

I love ROTG. Bunny and Jack in a father/son relationship is amazing ok 😭

ALASTOR & LUCIFER 4EVA-
 
STOLITZ IS MAGNIFICENT

JAX & POMNI VIBE HARD

N AND UZI SUPREMACY

I love y'all. so like note that down- *points to the notepad U SHOULD HAVE*

I have a knife 😈 

Next. I HATE DISNEY, jk I'm not cruel. I'm a movie buff. I prefer dreamworks more any day.

*dances on roof with top hat and dancing cane* doo doo I'm friends with good ol Scrooge McDuck. I mean, I gotta get money somehow

Spotify is amazing

My second account is *looks at palm cards* uhhh *looks around* oh here it is *picks up palm card* its @official_tuffnut

@Xx-BadBoyHalo-xX owes me! *grins evilly*

I am General Jam of the toast kingdom, in the land of all things bread *salutes*

So that's me! *drops palm cards* oh Shi- *remembers it's PG rated* oh shittake mushrooms *smiles nervously*

OK I SWEAR IM DONE NOW *duct tapes mouth*