Chill. . . Dude

>>Dude, try to read my story.<<

Hey there! Want to hear some story?
Sure, it won't be full of agony
Or won't give you too much misery
Just a story that makes you happy
Written way back 300 B.C.
Oh, that's a different tale, sorry

It begins with once upon a time
Just like fairy-tale in dust and slime
Sold for five dollars, cheap but sublime
Just don't dare make it a paradigm
Because this is my life, prime in crime
I can't use a gun to make it rhyme

Now, let's get back ourselves to business
Before I leave and try playing chess
Talk about me, I'm broke and loveless
Melancholy and no happiness
When I heard a monster in Lochness
I turned stupidly crazy, God bless!

I wish Pokemon are really true
So that I can cuddle Pikachu
Hope I don't get allergy, A-choo!
Oh, can someone get me a tissue?
Man, if you don't I'll do jujitsu
But wait I will search how in Yahoo

So this is my fifth verse, Apollo
Forgive me and please don't take my soul
'Cause God, I want to learn Español
And a vacation in Morocco
Tell Eros, I hate living solo
And the Muse should sing Adele's Hello

I said, "Come, drag me into the dark"
"I love you," he said. That's his trademark
He dominates me. He's the hierarch
He wanted to rule over, like Bismarck
Goodbye boy, I let him play his lark
Now I own myself, I am monarch

You can buy romance for a cheap price
Or you can have mine for a French fries
Candy pop or lollipop sometimes
Or maybe, lemonade full of ice
Served by Frodo, he's my paradise
 Though his feet is hairy and full-size

Oh, my poetry is not so bright
And that is why I chose prose to write
Science fiction makes my hair strand white
Romance offers an exciting night
Sorry, action? I don't want the fight
Mature, then. Come on, turn off the lights

Before I end up being a ho
"That Funny Thing Called Love" join the flow
Asian, European, Americano
Latino with the Africano
You too, go on and check it out, yo!
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