Ohitsjazzy_

@THE_DAM_VALDEZINATOR oh wow aha. My name is Jasmine but my nickname is Jazzy aha 

mdanielle08

hi I have this text conversation that my friend told me. she was texting this guy who kind of likes her. 
          guy: can we be friends?
          friend: sure :)
          guy: can we be more than friends?
          friend: u mean best friends?
          guy: no. more than best friends!
          friends: super best friends?
          guy: no! more than that!
          friend: super duper mega best friends?
          guy: ...

_JBug_

I have a text conversation between me and my brother for your book, Funniest text conversations, 
          Brother: I held a 2 inch cock today and it was fun
          Me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?
          Brother: lol, I meant a cockroach 
          Me: Oh, sorry
          Brother: Y?
          Me: I just told mom
          Brother: