Mx. Kaiser

Ik I never talked about it on here but I was having really strong alterous feelings, first for my best friend and then for my other friend 
          It was painful as hell both times because I stood a chance with neither of them
          The last time, it was my friend Oli I was obsessed with, but he's in love with his best friend
          So any mention of her would make me anxious and jealous
          But recently he made a padlet with the three of us and starting out, I was still anxious and jealous
          But guys as of last night...
          I'm no longer in love with him or anyone and his best friend is actually really cool
          I'm just so fckin happy to be done with my complicated feelings

Ah yes
          My mind is stuck between "I'm so fucking pathetic and selfish" and "omg cute catboy"
          The struggle of being depressed-

I'm literally at risk of dying rn lmao my dreams are coming true

Oh yeah btw I got sucked back into my Creepypasta phase so that's fun-

gUeSs WhO jUsT fOuNd OuT tHaTs DeMiRoMaNtIcc-

Me: *buying a collar, leash and chew toys*
          Cashier: Great choice, your dog will love them :)
          Me: I'm sure I will!
          Cashier: What-
          Me: What-

Oofs sorry I'm not active here I'm just really fuckin depressed-

Yeah look over my profile again things changed here-

Lil announcement:
          
          I fully support incestual relations, if you are uncomfortable with this fact, please unfollow me. 
          
          This is not for attention nor arguments, but Wattpad is one of few places where I express myself with no censorship and I want everyone to know who I am before deciding if they're comfortable with me as a person. It'll just be easier that way.
          
          I will not force my way of thinking onto anyone, nor will I shame those who disagree. I'm just very open about liking and supporting incest, and if someone isn't okay with that, then they shouldn't be here.
          
          It's hard to explain, but I mean this all very politely. I don't mean it as "fuck you for not agreeing with me", I mean it as "I don't want you to be uncomfortable".
          
          And suddenly not supporting incest to make people more comfortable is not an option for me, as I truly believe it needs more support.
          
          Thank you and have a good day/evening/night

Thing that happened at the mall yesterday-
          
          Me: What's your favourite ship from My Hero?
          
          Cool Weeb Cashier: Either IzuOcha or KiriBaku
          
          Me: Mine's Dabi and Shoto 
          
          CWC: Dabi and who-
          
          Me: Shoto :3
          
          CWC: oh yeah you mean hIS BROTHER
          
          Me: Yeah, I like it. I mean, it could've been worse! At least I didn't say Endeavor and Shoto! *completely denying my search history from that morning*