Toni

I'm gone.

My name is Toni, doer of nothing good and master of all things bad. I graduated top of my class from Hoewarts school of Bitchcraft and Misery

-Fluent in sarcasm
-Aspiring memelord 
-High school loser
-Crippling anxiety 
-A certain disregard for the rules

Quotes: 

"At the end of the day you're a garden rose and that bitch is a weed."- OITNB

You are you, that is truer than true.- Dr. Seuss

You have to be odd to be number one,- Dr. Seuss

"It's not about how hard you can hit, it's about how hard you can get hit and keep going." 

Money can't buy my happiness, but it can buy me coffee and that's pretty much the same thing.

If you can't fly then run, if you can't run then walk, if you can't walk then  crawl but whatever you do you have to keep moving forward.- Martin Luther King Jr