WorthlessMonster

Not me losing the email for this wattpad acc, haha..  Welp anyways, I dont think I'll be using these wattpad accounts anymore.  I have a lot of memories of wattpad, and I made a lot of friends.   Im not saying ill delete these accounts, I will still be using these acc sometimes, maybe to post an update and talk sometimes.  I really was cringe, huh?  Anyways, if you see this, Im not dying anytime soon!  Im still young and healthy!

Ik I haven't been on wattpad in a while!  I've just not really been into it!  (Me looking at Ao3 sweating) 
          Yes!  I'm alive!  No worries!  I will be on it sometimes but just not as much for now.  ^w^

I am a pancake.
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          Eaten by a demi-god
          
          
          
          
          Riding a bicycle.

Me: *kicks down door* CHILD I HAVE WOUNDERFUL NEWS!
          Tom: Jesus Edd calm down.
          Me: Tom shut up. You try to be an adult but then you become an alcoholic.
          Tom: *le gasps* You said you wouldn’t hold that against me!
          Me: I’m a mother. What do you expect?