I know where you are, discord simps.

(Fandoms: Danganronpa, Naruto, MHA, Assassination Classroom, WOF, and Harry Potter.
@moe_da >Bestie❤️)
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"I've survived fire, blades, poison, and the demons of hell itself coming for my head- but I swear, if you dress as Elvis and breakdance on the table in your oversized sunglasses with that awful microphone ever again, I will die. Fine Kalsir, you win. I'll go...and, ugh, talk to someone."

~~Hebichi Makikura~~
Ultimate Herpetologist? Sure, if you want to think that.

"I'd rather not take you home for introductions. Kalsir is a bite first, ask questions later sort of guy."

"Oh...yes, I forgot to mention that, didn't I? Kalsir is a juvenile male King Cobra hybrid with primed venom. He's a good boy."

Kalsir- Ladies, gentlemen, everyone, please, he's 21 in snake years and very available and single. Please he's so tired of flirting with his reflection. No one has dated him ever. No I swear he doesn't live in his mom's basement, he lives around her neck (and gives her romance advice..that doesn't go too well.)

"Hebichi if you really wanna show your interest in someone you've gotta get up real close, hold your head still, flare out your neck, then sway your head close and lick their eyes."
"Oh..okay! Thank you."