Osty the King of Otriches

Heyyy this is @BeautyxXxLuver doing this amazing guys bio! ;)

Okay so about Blakey...

[] Obtains a crazed obsession with ostriches :3

[] Is wanted my by the evil STOVES!! *O*

[] Sucks at spanish... I was like "tu eres" and hes like "como?" lol

[] LOVES pizza.....

[] terrible liar 

[] Goes to Ostrich Clubs every Sunday to see his favorite "performers" ;)

[] He Likes 'em tall! ;)

[] Has a pet Coleman. DONT ASK ME WHAT KIND OF CREATURE THAT IS.... CUZ I DONT KNOW!! >.<

[] he's my Fan because..... He secretly loves me! ;P

[] Hes a bad listener.... -.-

[] My loyal subject! ;)

[] Protects me from evils such as Daniel the Pedo-Shark! ^-^

[] Creative lil' fofo ;)

[] tree rapist O.O THE LITTLE TWERP RAPED MY DAUGHTER!!! D:

[] Oh and AHA he's a midget... like superrr small.... like sooooo small he cant even be considered fun sized... Im pretty sure-.  (Blake: -.- Thanks Adriana, you can shut up now. ) 'course bro! ;P

[] He'd like to say hes strong but he cant even lift a piece of paper... :3  (Blake: in my defense it was a HEAVY PIECE OF PAPER)

[] He loves pretzels n.n

[] Skilled at jailbreaking stuff... Wink wink! ;3

[] Is not very discreet about things... AT ALL!! -.-

[] Is madly inlove with his arch enemy Dana; he says she's pretty and cool.... (Blake: D:< ADRIANA YOU $%%&# I HATE THAT &% #^ class="on-user-mention" href="/user/-)">@-) Ok so I lied... :3 but if you told me who you liked like a good ostrich we wouldnt be in this mess! ;)   (Blake: Stupid fox... -.-) WATCH IT BRO!

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Hes my bestfriend so if you mess with him prepare to be MERCILESSLY SLAUGHTERED BY LUNA MY PET UNICORN, EATEN BY MY TOASTER KADEN AND THEN LAYERED IN CHOCOLATE AND FED TO DA COOKIE MONSTA!!! >:D