Mystic_Panda

Hiya. I read wattpad because I'm a saddo with no one to love hence why I love X readers. Now to fill up space with savage comebacks.
Girl: you're ugly
Me: Your pretty, wait I thought we were having a lying competition

Boy: B*tch
Me: I've been called worse.
Boy: like what?
Me: your girlfriend

Girl: You're sooooo stupid...stupid
Me: carry on
Girl: You failed that test coz your...stupid
Me: once you've finished with your terrible comebacks, maybe we could go and buy you a theosaurus.

The boy you punched in the hallway today? He committed suicide a few minutes ago. 
That girl you just called fat? She is over-dosing on diet pills.
That girl you called a slut? She's a virgin.
That girl you just called ugly? She spend hours putting make-up on, hoping people will like her.
That boy you just tripped? He's abused enough at home.
That boy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.
Put this on your profile if you're against bullying.