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strawberry calpico fucking sucks

Dndnsjskfk thank you for the support on my kuroken fic but lordt your pfp scared the shit outta me djdajskf 

I have fallen in love with your profile picture 

i just sawed off all the limbs to a off brand barbie doll

˙ɹoop ǝɥʇ uǝdo ǝɯ ʇǝl ʇuoʍ ʎʇǝıxuɐ ʎɯ ʇnq ƎƎd oʇ pǝǝu I pu∀ ˙ɐllıʇɹoʇ ɐ puɐ ıloıʌɐɹ sı ʎɐpoʇ uǝʇɐǝ ǝʌ,ı ɓuıɥʇ ʎluo ǝɥʇ ʎɹɓunɥ ɓuıʞɔnɟ ɯI

Everyone in every kiribaku is like "ooh, poor shoji, he can hear the noises". But does anyone think about who is above bakugou? FuCkInG todoroki. 
          
          YALL AINT EVEN TALKING ABOUT HOW EVERY TIME THEY GET IT ON, TODO GETS ANOTHER NIGHT WITHOUT SLEEP. HE'S GOTTA HEAR THAT SHIT.

OMFG STEVEN UNIVERSE FINALLY ENDED AND I CAN'T DEAL WITH IT

Yo, I know no one reads these, but imma quick rant anyways.
          
          So I have asthma right (like literally half the population, so unique) and tonight at dinner my throat started closing up. So I went to take my inhaler and chill and shit, did not work, kinda had a panic attack. I told my mom cause why the fuck not, and said "don't make it a big deal, don't tell everyone else." She proceeds to tell her husband, who just curses at me and says it's because i'm fat/overweight that I have these problems. No bitch, it's your toxic ass that makes my mind fuck itself over everyday. Your the reason i'm so fucking angsty, and vent through writing about fictional characters self harming, because I don't need the stress of my mother violently grabbing my forearms, and checking for new marks everyday.

One of those memes people repost on insta that I thought up in the shower:
          
          1-A playing truth or dare:
          Mina: "Deku, I dare you to call your mom, and tell her your deepest darkest secret."
          Deku: "Hmm, okay." *calling mom* "Hey mom, remember when I used to come home with burns, and bruses in middle school?"
          Kacchan: *looks at deku* "You better fucking not Deku."
          Deku: "Try me, bitch" "Yeah, well, those were actually caused by Kacchan bea-"
          Kacchan: *tries to get up, but trips over his feet* 
          Kacchan: "YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP DEKU, BEFORE I KILL YOU"
          Deku: "But it's truE AND YOU KNOW IT" *whispering* "fucking asshole"
          1-A: ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)