Minister of the Universe

Im going to Argentina soon would you like me to send a penguin over 

GUYS I THINK SHE'S DEAD, 
          WE NEED A FUNERAL,NOW
          *CRIES UGLY* 

Are you dead?

You're obsessed with penguins, I'm obsessed with Tigers. You want to take over the world with Penguins, I want to take over the world with Tigers. You were born on 4th of July, I was born on July 20. You write Hetilia stuff, while I write Miraculous Ladybug stuff. But I feel like...
          
          
          
          We are one, and one thing only.  

You're obsessed with penguins, I'm obsessed with Tigers. You want to take over the world with Penguins, I want to take over the world with Tigers. You were born on 4th of July, I was born on July 20. You write Hetilia stuff, while I write Miraculous Ladybug stuff. But I feel like...
          
          
          
          We are one, and one thing only.  

You're obsessed with penguins, I'm obsessed with Tigers. You want to take over the world with Penguins, I want to take over the world with Tigers. You were born on 4th of July, I was born on July 20. You write Hetilia stuff, while I write Miraculous Ladybug stuff. But I feel like...
          
          
          
          We are one, and one thing only.  

You're obsessed with penguins, I'm obsessed with Tigers. You want to take over the world with Penguins, I want to take over the world with Tigers. You were born on 4th of July, I was born on July 20. You write Hetilia stuff, while I write Miraculous Ladybug stuff. But I feel like...
          
          
          
          We are one, and one thing only.  

You're obsessed with penguins, I'm obsessed with Tigers. You want to take over the world with Penguins, I want to take over the world with Tigers. You were born on 4th of July, I was born on July 20. You write Hetilia stuff, while I write Miraculous Ladybug stuff. But I feel like...
          
          
          
          We are one, and one thing only.  

You're obsessed with penguins, I'm obsessed with Tigers. You want to take over the world with Penguins, I want to take over the world with Tigers. You were born on 4th of July, I was born on July 20. You write Hetilia stuff, while I write Miraculous Ladybug stuff. But I feel like...
          
          
          
          We are one, and one thing only.  

You're obsessed with penguins, I'm obsessed with Tigers. You want to take over the world with Penguins, I want to take over the world with Tigers. You were born on 4th of July, I was born on July 20. You write Hetilia stuff, while I write Miraculous Ladybug stuff. But I feel like...
          
          
          
          We are one, and one thing only.