Space Dad

*Old Time Rock n Roll plays* *I slide in*

Hey nerds. How's it going? Welcome to my little corner of Wattpad.

So I'm guessing if you're reading this you're curious about who I am (Or maybe you like to read.) Well, alrighty you asked for it.

I'm a cartoon-obsessed geek who likes to make themself seem very mysterious. I'm a wannabe author who is doing their very best to improve their skills. I like dogs, the indoors and pretty much any type of seafood. I dislike rude humans, people who think cartoons are only for children and diet coke.

I'm a super Space Dad. You need some epic advice? BOOM! I'm there. You need some cheering up? POW! Guess what? You're amazing. You need some money? HA! Sorry kid you're on your own. SPACE DAD OUT!

Well, that's about all I got. Enjoy your stay! (Or don't. It's really up to you).

**NOTICE** If you are new to my profile please do not check out (the original) 'Halfa Prince' or 'Phantom Prophecy' They are terrible and I feel they do not accurately represent how I write (nowadays at least). Please check out my other books if you would like to see some better writing. (Though the beginnings may seem a bit bad. I started most of my early books around the same time). Thank you! (Seriously, I'm begging you, DO NOT read them. They are awful.)