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Hagrid: T ' aint no place safer, 'cept perhaps Hogwarts.

 Dumbledore: I must tell you that this year, the third-floor corridor on the right-hand side is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a most painful death.

Did you know, there was this guy who survived the sinking of the Titanic purely because he got drunk. Because he couldn't feel anything, he lasted 2 hours in the Atlantic ocean before he got pulled out, where as everyone else died of hypothermia in less than an hour

This dude was a genius

It's so windy that anyone under 8 stone would probably fly away...

It's quite ironic that I'm born in the year of a monkey and yet I can't climb a tree

Did you know after ten minutes without oxygen, severe neurological damage has generally occurred. Very few people regain any cognitive function after the brain has gone 15 or more minutes without oxygen.

I'm starting to notice my weird tendencies, a few moments ago I was munching on a carrot with the fridge open. I hadn't taken anything from the fridge, I just had it open making myself cold. After my carrot I just closed it and left. Only now I wonder  'what was the point of that?'

I guess my question is, what is the weirdest thing you have ever done?

There's a catholic school in the US that has banned Harry Potter books, they believe that reading the spells in the story wwith cause kids to be hunted by ghosts.

I've written 3232 words and i'm still not finished the chapter, are you proud of me?