The Local Loony Lunatic

My Maruder nickname is Nightclaw
My backup account is @Odd_Entity 

I am a being of logic. Everything has some sort of logic to it. Even the stuff the exists without a reason.

@Mirandathing @Sleepydreamss 
@CEM0414 and @Sir-sing-a-lot are my children. @bxrnes_spidey_loki is my older sibling. 
Hurt them, and I will come after you in the night and end you. I will end you with fire and wrath and ice. Somehow 

@hi_dead_im_decaf is ... my fellow person stuck in the Void of Maddness who hates the rules of society 
@Tyrone_HX is an innocent bean who I met just today but already care about 

I have 4 wolves ;
•A black one called Shadus
•A white one called Winter
•2 grey ones called Storm and Thunder

I have far too many fandoms to list.
Oh and I'm a Multi-shipper™

My Roulette Wheel of Morals;
•Dibs is a sacred law.
•If they be my family, then no touchy.
•If all else fails, cry
•We'll burn that bridge when we got to it
•Ordering is just offering sufficient motivation to follow my suggestions
•When life deals you a bad hand, you bluff. If someone calls you on it, you grab a handful of coins and make for the door.

We are a fandom. And fandom is family. And family means no one sits alone in a mental asylum.

It's fanfiction, and fanfiction in it's very essence is to do away with canon. -Me

I don't think I ever get any invites. And even if I do, I just check the calendar and invite myself in. -Me to a friend over the phone

Don't hate yourself, there's plenty of assholes who'll do that for you. You are unique, and there is only one you -Me

Here are a few reminders; 
NO BULLYING IN THIS AREA !!!
                  and,
NOBODY INSULTS THE HOGWARTS SORTING HAT OR THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES !!!

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