Our books and ships concern the Ham [And teh Jawn]

What have we done this time?

Welcome to the dual (or duel, either works) account of Alex(ander) and Lee (AND ELIZA I'M HERE TOO). 

Main profiles:
@Salty_Blueberry_Pie (Admin WHEEE)
@Pyramid_Horse (Admin A. Ham)
@lighttoad6 (Admin Helpless)

This account is basically to write shit. You're welcome.

Meet the idiot(s) who run this account!

Aka the twink, the Ham and the Starbucks

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Hello there, I'm Admin Alex! Call me whatever!
Things about me: 

~ "Evil" characters are almost always my favorite (Go George!)
~ I am a female 
~ My innocence was lost years ago, so saying things of that nature won't make me complain about "contaminating my virgin eyes"
~ Crack ships and tears of the innocent fuel me
~ I will most likely (have to) try to proofread Lee's stuff. Yeah, I'm one of THOSE people but it's not very serious.
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I'M A GENERAL, WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hello people's of Wattpad, my name is Salt, Salty, Tiny, Faggot and Tree Hugger. This is the third time I wrote this ;~; 

Kingsbury is my favorite ship, so fite me

Before you ask, I'm the person who came up with that WONDERFUL username. Yeeeeee

I'm totally not a narcissist ;D

P.S. Our writing styles are so different, it's hilarious
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Hello! I'm Admin Helpless. I'll probably be the one you hear the least from, because I'm not very good at being active on Wattpad. 

I'm a Hufflepuff (hmu if you want a badger free of charge (make sure you're not followed)) and a total grammar Nazi. If there's a mistake in the chapters, the admin responsible will wish they had downloaded spell check (or they won't be active again and I'll have an alibi WHAT)

Lams is my otp, insult it and you die.

Good luck surviving this ordeal!