Izzy

The government is lying to you.
The state you know as Wyoming isn't real and is actually just a giant rectangle void. 
Ask yourself: do you know anyone from Wyoming?
Your answer is most definitely no.
This is why I say we overthrow the government!
Down with government lies!
We, the citizens of the United States of America must have no tolerance for tyranny.
Once we have successfully overthrown the government, I will be your new glorious leader.
My new government will ensure the USA becomes a utopia. 
I actually really want an ethnostate, so if your skin happens to be darker than the tone of paper, you'll have to leave. Not sorry!
Vote for me, Pingsky, in the 2020 election, or I will overthrow the government.