**Update: This bio is from when I was in like 8th grade EW so proceed with caution-


too awkward to write a bio including memes and irony... Plus it's like 2 in the morning, so um yeah bye.

.......jk now I will write one but I'm too lazy to erase the stuff above^^



I'm the biggest introvert you'll ever meet btw, but I love talking.... I'm a weird child lel



I need friends (hint hint)


Uncultured swine
Inferior peasant
^terms used by me a lot^

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BILL CI THE SCIENCE TRI

We've got machines but the kids got Geesus



-Sometimes the person that you take a bullet for is behind the trigger
-We could live forever if you've got the time
-Long live the car crash hearts
-There's nothing wrong with just a taste of what you've paid for


yeah i'm one of those people


teehee

I kindly request that you dont read any of my works as they are shit from when i was 12 (((:

Dan
Phil
MCR
Lana
FOB
P!ATD
MATD
TØP
Melanie
BVB
Halsey
Blackbear
PTV

...all of the above have ruined me in a way lol (Gee way)


I'm a killjoy that plays the trombone in the marching band called the Black Parade
True story


get shrekt m8


#craftingtocope


Comment on my work!



Hi I am a slut for Yuri!!! On ice nice to meet you

also Killing Stalking is slowly ruining me Sangwoo x prison mmm give me more pls



Awkward, anxiety, fangirl, socially impaired, weird, so uncoordinated I can't breathe without knocking something over, etc...... but those are my best qualities ^,^

well that was cheesey...



...like noodles



what even is my life

and wtf are cheesy noodles? like mac n cheese? idk anymore


mmkay byeeee



Oh by the way I'm tRaSh



Roses are red
Violets are blue
I ship frerard
If you don't then fvck u


Sorry that was aggressive but fr


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howdy! so i'm back haha and really ready to write. however, i want to do something different. what do you wanna see? xo
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