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I've had this account for seven fucking years bro and it's not even the OG IM DEADSJSBSSJ

Props to fandom fanfiction writers, specifically anime writers like the Naruto and One piece community, I have no fucking idea how you're capable of memorizing these episodes by heart (including the shit they say) and perfectly reiterating that while incorporating your own beautifully intricate ideas into the story so fluidly. Like that deserves so much fucking respect, some of you guys DEADASS baffle me, that's real talent right there

Reading how some people characterize Link in BOTW/TOTK makes me want to vomit out of my asshole and die

Okay so there's this author right
          
          Tell me why I've never been attracted to Hawks until now.
          
          Like I looked at him, laughed, admittedly wanted to rail the shit out of him (he's short and a Himbo, I'm a slut for that kinda thing) but brushed him off as a basic whore that everyone loves because Mirio exists and I want this man to bash my face into concrete 
          
          
          And then this bitch has the AUDACITY to be a wonderful writer and I just
          
          
          I am stealing their skin /pos
          
          Like not only am I up at almost 5 am binge-reading two of their stories AND A SPINOFF, but they managed to complete captivate me in not only their writing and how they portray their characters but them in general. Reading their shit is like talking to a friend, inna sense, and it's fucking awesome. 
          
          They're so cool, I am starting a fanclub.
          
          Sorry for rambling, I love their works

I deadass did not mean to write that much about a fanfiction that I just found (and am in love with), my bad

Oh my god someone please feed me a fic where the characters are heavily infatuated and it's not just the reader/Oc being the simp
          
          I've read so. Fucking. Many. Stories where the reader is always being cutesy and in love and it's the love interest literally just standing until they suddenly give a shit. Like y'all. I want to see your oc having a  character absolutely smitten and wrapped around their finger in the most gut wrenchingly sweet, cringe ass fluff that makes a 40 year old man feel like a lovesick puppy or a 13 year old girl discovering Wattpad in the early 2000's. If the character is not that in love with your own I am pressing charges
          
          Like that's literally the cutest shit, I love when people make self inserts and give characters that lovely experience of being an absolute simp for you (or your oc), it's literally the sweetest thing.
          
           Am I ranting because I just found a story that beautifully shows exactly this but even better because I can't articulate words properly? 
          
          Maybe. 
          
          Am I perhaps deeply in love with this story and adding it to my list as one of the best things to happen to Wattpad in all of my 7-8 years on this app like the reclusive hormonal queer that I am? 
          
          You bet your fucking ass I am
          
          Literally a masterpiece and there's barely any chapters.
          
           You'll have to drag this from my dead cold hands because I legitimately cannot stop thinking about it, definitely one of my favorites next to this WONDERFULLY written crossover of Naruto and mha called TRAUMA (wonderful work, absolutely recommend). I am. I am. Mm. Bro I am scavenging Wattpad at 3 AM for more like this, I legitimately cannot be stopped,,, help feed this addiction, somebody 

Sir ur user is attractive asf *lip bites*

Eats your organs cutely.

I love your profile!<3

Hi yes I am an avid Jacob apologist- 
          
          jacob spent the whole night heart-broken. first he got dumped, then his friends (during the first chapters) were constantly dragging him, targeting him with his jokes. his insecurity also got triggered when, after all that happened, he found himself alone. he saw ryan and laura down in the basement, and yes, then opened the cage, but then they left. he was alone. everyone was leaving him no matter how hard he'd cling to them. makes stupid mistakes because he thinks with his dick, but also openly cries and shows fear often which i appreciate. didn’t like how he tried to force emma into a relationship at all, but the “i wish i could tell you i’m sorry; i don’t know what to do” lines were deeply satisfying for me. he was also actually funny to me in a couple scenes which is more than i can say for some of the others. “hhhngng skill", poor big sad himbo, who's kinda an ass, but kinda loveable, but still an ass
          
          Anyways
          
          
          Dylan <333