PoopyStinkies

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Dear diary, it’s now day 16 without dick and I’m starting to lose hearing in my left eye and taste in my right. My friends are worried bout me cuz they think that I’ve been overeating and have an addiction to chick fil a, when in reality I only got there to hear someone yell my name for once! Wow. I can’t believe this is my life… Look at me! I look good as shit!!  and what dude don’t want a girl with a fat ass and a fashion nova outfit and a coochie so clean that it squeaks?! I feel my virginity is growing back and my clitoris got up and walked away. I don’t deserve this.. but what I do deserve is dick so good that it got me wondering what size ring he’d wear..  or dick so good- I don’t think twice about being a parent! But instead, I’m sitting here thinking bout shit like this. Anyways, I have other things to do like laundry  (ps. Don’t be sad laundry, nobody’s doing me either )

PoopyStinkies

this message may be offensive 
Dear diary, it’s now day 16 without dick and I’m starting to lose hearing in my left eye and taste in my right. My friends are worried bout me cuz they think that I’ve been overeating and have an addiction to chick fil a, when in reality I only got there to hear someone yell my name for once! Wow. I can’t believe this is my life… Look at me! I look good as shit!!  and what dude don’t want a girl with a fat ass and a fashion nova outfit and a coochie so clean that it squeaks?! I feel my virginity is growing back and my clitoris got up and walked away. I don’t deserve this.. but what I do deserve is dick so good that it got me wondering what size ring he’d wear..  or dick so good- I don’t think twice about being a parent! But instead, I’m sitting here thinking bout shit like this. Anyways, I have other things to do like laundry  (ps. Don’t be sad laundry, nobody’s doing me either )