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Welcome, humans. I would say fellow humans, but I'm actual trash. Fabulous golden trash, but trash nonetheless. I'm otherwise known as the resident angsty spork holo sock princess of Canada. Mother to many. Annoying to all. Feel free to message me if you need to.
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Preposterous_Teabag Preposterous_Teabag May 25, 2020 03:47AM
So apparently, I've been alive this entire time. It's weird.
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