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Welcome, humans. I would say fellow humans, but I'm actual trash. Fabulous golden trash, but trash nonetheless. I'm otherwise known as the resident angsty spork holo sock princess of Canada. Mother to many. Annoying to all. Feel free to message me if you need to.
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Preposterous_Teabag
May 25, 2020 03:47AM
So apparently, I've been alive this entire time. It's weird.View all Conversations
Stories by get off my lawn.
- 5 Published Stories
Hidden Shadows
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Daniel has always dreamed his life will be full of adventure. Dreaming and anticipation prepare him for his d...
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It's the End of the World as we Kn...
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Yet another adventure in "A language arts assignment gone wrong"
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Give Him a Hand
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As the title says, this is a Language Arts assignment gone wrong (from 2019). Our objective was to write a sh...
#4 in jazzhands
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