~~~~~~~~~~~~~Prepare for disappointment.~~~~~~~~~~~~~
GMT, MTT, and all that jazz is stored here in my vault of hellfire lava rain.
If you are here then you must have drawn a pentagram or a summoning jutsu to beckon me out of my demon cage.
Call me Pretzel or Link.
I'm European Link it's like Xlink. Hue hue.

Just like you, I'm just a pile of trash sitting in an Independent British Landfill. 48 hours remain until our demise.

I hate this game. - Me

Six hundred and sixty six is my lucky number.

Congratulations! You reached the end! But our princess is in another castle.
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PretzelSituation PretzelSituation Jan 12, 2020 07:34AM
Hello there! V here.It's been a long time, huh? Almost a year next month? It's been so long since I've been here, I thought I'd pay a little visit and say a few things.I still write, draw, and crea...
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