Dandelion

STORYTIME!
          
          You know you're a tradesperson when you're working in the shop and your coworker cuts himself on his brand new knife and I ask him if he needs a bandaid, says no, proceeds to fail at the task so he gets up and disappears and then reappears with a paper towel duct taped to his finger and go back to work.
          
          ✨✨Men in the trades✨✨
          

Anyone else just
          
          
          
          Stare at Wattpad flagging language
          
          
          On Mature fics
          
          
          As if the language in the fic isn't just as bad or worse

I just spent dinner having my parents trying to convince me to Fifty Shades of Gray my writings.
          
          
          And by that I mean, change a few things like names and shit and publish them for real like Fifty Shades of Gray did to Twilight.
          
          
          If I cave to my parents' ridiculousness and published my works for real, 1) would you guys actually be interested and 2) which ones would y'all wanna see get published

It's funny to me how much I utterly despise and dread being social
          
          
          But then am also the first one to start chatting to people in many cases
          
          
          It's where my introvertedness hits my ADHD
          
          
          "Fuck you for being a new person but you won't be for much longer as I info dump and get attached to you within 15 minutes"

Sooooo uh follow up to my last announcement talking about the Kumoricon fanfiction events, I unintentionally met a reader and befriended them lmao, guess I might as well just accept that I'm gonna end up meeting my readers lmao
          
          
          In future, I guess, would you guys care about meeting me someday? Like I host a meetup, online or otherwise, as a fanfiction author or something?

When and why did Kumoricon start offering shit for *fanfiction* or have I just never paid attention before?
          
          
          Would y'all even want to meet me in person? Actually no, the answer is a big no if yours is yes because I remember the angst I post and will post and would rather keep the struggling remains of my sanity.
          
          
          But also like, I fear the person who will actively share their own writing with people who are not friends in person.
          
          
          Do you have no fear?

Unrelated to my last post, I recently got a new car and I sit down with the saleswoman and she asked about my job. I explain I'm an RV technician. Later on, we are talking about warranty and she's about to try to convince me how important the warranty is for the seals and I just pause her right there with, "I work in RVs".
          
          
          The sigh of relief this woman gave when she realized I completely understand the pain of faulty sealants.
          
          
          
          Guys, for the sake of your car or RV salespeople, appreciate your sealants.
          
          
          
          Also like totally consider RVs as a field of work because apparently you get on salepeoples good sides that way lmao

Sometimes quitting social media sounds like a great idea. Like I'm not gonna do it because bitch doing so means I actually have to go outside my house to talk to online friends and shit but like I think about it.

Went to a Malinda concert and bought the autographed album and then immediately upon getting home found my CD player. It plays so well and I kinda had the thought of, "damn how old is this, it still plays absolutely perfectly"
          
          
          It's 20 years old
          
          
          I have phones that die in four years that I will do my very best to drag out (literally got to the point my last phone glitched so hard I couldn't get phone calls and finally had to get a new one after like 5 years) and this motherfucker is still chugging away at fucking 20.

To the person with dyed hair I complimented about their BSD Wan t-shirt at a Food Truck place this evening on the off chance you might follow me or see this: I deeply apologize for how awkward I am trying to talk to people irl lmao