Hey! I grew up a bit since the last time I was on Wattpad and decided my account needed a makeover. I removed my previous bio and I'm starting completely anew, with original works never before released! The stuff I write is a little bit quirky and dark, and I have pretty unique formatting. Not like sentence structure, but the way that the chapters are laid out.
The main portion of this account will be the "Life in Episodes" stories I post. The whole deal with the Life in Episodes idea is that each chapter is an episode to a series, and the series is split up into different books (seasons) as though it were a television show. The range of style and content in the Life in Episodes vary, but the length of each episode remains somewhat constant: generally a flash fiction. Once a season gets started, new episodes will be posted each week (excluding the pilot).
Don't worry, if the Life in Episodes doesn't quite appeal to you, I'm working on a couple other works also. Mainly short stories, but I have two novels in development.
Alright! Now about me:
* I guess pronouns are relevant in a bio in this day and age. Natural-born he/him
* Writes a variety of genres, but tends toward satire, fantasy, and realistic fiction
* Death seems to be an overarching motif in works. It's unintentional, I swear
* Listens primarily to rock from the '70s, but dabbles in '80s and '90s
* Thinks you should check out a couple of his friends: @Deathraid3000 and @deadpooltheelf
* Formerly a member of @WriterCreations
* Aspiring English teacher
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- JoinedJune 6, 2016
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As a follow-up to the last announcement: I have just posted the pilot episode of my first Life in Episodes (info in bio) series, “Detective RoboDog!” In this story, world-famous Detective RoboDog is...View all Conversations
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In this satire mystery Life in Episodes piece, there's been a murder at the redneck mansion! All signs point...