Puppet_marionette13
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...dont question me also dont read unless you dare, youve been warned "I was bored and kinda horny, figured i'd pick up a book. I found the necronomicon, thought that I should take a look. I did the chants and did the dance, and much to my surprise, I found an ancient deity with tentacles and glowing eyes! He poured some wine and said let's have some fun. Now Cthulhu knows why they call me the deep one. I fucked Cthulhu good, I thought i'd have some cosmic horror turns out i'm a cosmic whore! I fucked Cthulhu good! No casualties or sacrifices, the only thing getting buried here was wood"