PurpleChaos

Seventeen, and drawn to books, like bees to honey.


Hello Hello Hello. 

I have a confession to make. 

I'm not really real. I'm 1/8 th fictional, and 2/8 th Veela. 

I might also, maybe, probably be related to a Greek god.

Maybe. 

But I do attend Hogwarts. I was so special, they sent me my letter when I was nine. 
I'll introduce you to my Owl someday. He's awesome. 
I also have a pet unicorn.

[ If you are a Muggle, then everything stated above is purely fictitious. I swear. I'm just slightly delusional. ]


Anyway, it's nice of you to waste your precious time reading that, I appreciate it I do. 
But do you see that shiny button there that says FOLLOW. 

-DO NOT CLICK ON IT. IF YOU DO THE APES WILL TAKE OVER THE EARTH. DO-NOT-PRESS-ON-IT.-

You clicked it didn't you?


Well done. Welcome to my world then. 

This is the wonderland to your Alice, and who knows if you'll ever leave. 

*evil laugh*