My name is Mr Duck!!! (Jk it's Megan) I like all kinds of music but I hate sappy slow songs and opra, I like to think I'm funny but most people call me weird my favourite artist are probably MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE and yes I'm perfectly normal (maybe?
All my friends are retards, my best friends need to go to a mental asylum and I should probably join them. My family is crazy like they should be arrested crazy, Like one time my uncle and friend got drunk in a run down pub and they couldn't walk so guess what they did....... they waitrd till closing time then broke in and spent the night there!!!!! Like I said craz
I have been kinda bulied once not a nice experiance and if you are reading all this you are my new best friends and if anyone messages me I VOW I WILL ANSWER
I am a slightly random person and if you ever meet me in real life I will feel slightly sorry for you, AND CAN I PLEASE SAY THAT I THINK TWILITE IS A LOAD OF SHITE I mean sereously turn her when you meet her and damn the consequences your in love!! Fangirls scare me ever so slightly and if you tell me to read your story I will read the first chapter and if I like it I will message you and continue reading it :D
CAN I ALSO SAY I AM EVER SO SLIGHTLY SARASCTIC not like overly sarcastic but I know how to use sarcasm
92% of girls would cry if Edward Cullen was at the top of a tall building about to jump. Post this on your page if you're one of the 8% who would be eating popcorn an yelling Do a flip you sparkly Bastard!!!!!
97% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a skyscraper about to jump. If your one of the 3% who would sit there like me, in a deck chair with popcorn and yell;Do a flip!; Then put this on your profile.
97% of teens would cry if they saw a directionator standing on top of a skyscraper, about to jump. Im one of the 3% who would sit there eating popcorn screaming, DO A FLIP YOU SILLY RETARD
I LOVE OREOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oreos are the best invention eva!!!
  • JoinedApril 1, 2013



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Discriminate by Purple_Quack
Discriminate
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Weird stories that come to mind by Purple_Quack
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Just stories my crazy mind makes up!!
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