Ethan Quates

im the writer of the hit novels "Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne by Ethan Quates" and "Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne by Ethan Quates the Sequel by Ethan Quates" you can pick them up at your nearest Barnes and Noble or perhaps Walmart but probably not i dont think any store sells my novels because theyre too good it would just make the other authors lose all of their sales and I dont want to single handedly destroy the lives of every author on earth. I guess you could say Im a hero