The Muffin Queen

First things first. 
I am the Queen of the Muffins. This is shown by my username. Bowing is not required, but it is appreciated.
Since you've actually bothered to read this far, I might was well tell you a bit about me. That's what people normally do with these things, right? Well, whatever. I'm talking about me anyways, now read this. Read it.
As my name would suggest, I am a muffin. Do not try to eat me. I will eat you first.
I have no life. Literally. I'm not exaggerating. 
I will not be writing anything on this account, so if you're expecting me to produce a dozen stories out of nowhere then sorry, not gonna happen.
I am not actually a muffin. I'll still eat you, but only if you try to eat me first for some reason. I don't recommend it. I don't taste very nice... I assume.


























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I'm really surprised you're still reading this...










































Okay, now you're just wasting your time...



























Ummmm... Hi? I ran out of things to type a while ago.














































Still out of things to type here...




















































This isn't gonna get any more interesting. 




































































Why are you still reading this?



























































Don't you have a better way to spend your time?


































































Fine. Keep reading. I can't stop you.


















































I guess technically I can, since you can't read what I haven't typed, so I'm gonna stop typing now. Hah, take that. Now you have to do something else.