Noodle Squad™

Hi there! Welcome!

⋆ You've just stumbled across a joint account with @Queazy, @Derpy_Doodler and @blazing- ⋆

-NOODLES ARE GREAT- DON'T TELL ANYONE THAT ME, QUEAZY JUST BOMBARDED THIS BIO- IF I DON'T- C-COM-ZZZ *STATIC*-

[Ahem, Blazing here now.. 
Disclaimer: we don't own any photos of the noodles posted on this account, unless stated otherwise; we give full credit to the original makers of these juicy noods.]

《*STATIC RESUMES* WAHAHA HANDS UP, PUT THE NOODS IN THE BAG- *BZZzZ* I'LL SHOOT- *police sirens* TOO LATE SUCKERS THE NOODS ARE MIIINE *BZZzz*》 
[Attention, citizens. Derpy has stolen the NOODS, I repeat, the NOODS]

On this account, we will be sharing our WIPs, stories, poems, and who knows what else. 
Please enjoy your stay on our profile! 

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I am Derpy~ 
  Mother of all potatoes 
    Bringer of art 
       Protecter of bread 
          Maiden of yams 

I am Queazy~ 
  Deliverer of noods 
    Wielder of pens 
       Prophet of beans 
          Maker of doodles 

I am Blazing~
  The embodiment of laziness
     Shipper of gay ships 
        Creator of scribbles
            Eater of foods 

Together, 
We are just three crazy friends trying to draw and write~

Hopefully to make you slap your knee and wheeze at our corny jokes ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)