Caiden Eli, King Gay

Hey there, people of earth!
(Or any other planet, I do not discriminate)
I'm Caiden, the weirdo of the block. 
I am a 396 year old vampire male (Gay Potato™) that is obsessed with Gays and Gore. 
I swear like a sailor on fire and love art and literacy. 
I hope you guys enjoy the shockingly shitty stories I post and I hope I actually get followers and shit on here. *crosses fingers*
Fandoms include: Marvel (Captain America), Sherlock, Eyewitness, Steven Universe, Heroes, Tokyo Ghoul, Yuri! On Ice, Attack on Titan, Death Note, Blue Exorcist, Killing Stalking (I know, I know), Voltron: Legendary Defender, and much more (We'd be here a while if I keep going).
See you around folks!
-Caiden out. 
*walks out with dramatic music and Cape flowing majestically in the wind*