RedSlurpees
heyyooo
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RedSlurpees
Ahoy, I know I haven’t written like…anything. College is gross and it’s nearing its end so just let me work my way through this final stretch and then I promise I’ll start updating :)
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we are all slaves to the universe look away from the stars scallywags and lookm hto the weed
whoremembers13
@RedSlurpees Ok so like she just, and I mean just, turned 20. Like two weeks ago she was 19 and I am turning 17 so like. You know age is just a number if the woman is hot enough, plus technically she isn't my English teacher she just teaches at my school
RedSlurpees
Thank you for the birthday wishes everyone, I would’ve responded sooner but i was violently hungover
kkassam15
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOTHER !! :)
rrandomstoriez101
HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY
RedSlurpees
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Ahoy, on behalf of my bith and drunknessn, fuck the patriarch and i forget the rest
mwah
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@Archer_romanoff28 AND YOU WERE TOSSING ME THE CAR KEYS FUCK THE PATRIARCHY
Archer_romanoff28
@RedSlurpees All I got from this was all too well 10 minutes version drunk slurpee version
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LMAO, Translation: Ahoy, on behalf of my birth and drunkenness, fuck the patriarchy etc…
RedSlurpees
Children thank Hozier for breathing life into me and making me write more
whoremembers13
@RedSlurpees It's an EP he released not an album, also although I want to gatekeeper her I would recommend Renee Rapp if you haven't already listened to her music
kkassam15
@RedSlurpees listen to emails I can’t send fwd: the new Sabrina album and Taylor’s new Taylor’s versions
RedSlurpees
Ok i’m done being impulsive now…enjoy :)
RedSlurpees
DONT GO INTO STEM, LEARN FROM MY MISTAKES ITS TORTURE……but the pay is good so do it
kkassam15
@RedSlurpees my course for next year are grade 10 math and science and then grade 11 functions and physics