Leigh Austin

Artist, writer, mom, wife, medicated. Probably evil. Probably. I fangirl in phases and I live for witty dialogue. Expect sass. So much sass.

I take naps under my desk at work, eat way too much or not enough, and have a love of Chuck Taylors, black eyeliner, and lipstick as red as my hair. Or is that the other way around?

I support flannel as a lifestyle, and one time I made Patrick Stewart laugh. Those things aren't related.

Surprisingly bi. Tastes like chicken.

I'm harmless. "Like a rattlesnake." (says @RealLifeDaniel)

You should follow @circa1927,  @Bluebell84, & @BennyBedlam. Don't question it, just do it. They're brilliant.

AND I WON A WATTY FOR READY! 2017 category "The Breakthroughs".

*Wattpad Featured Author* (for "Ready")- yeah, I'm bragging.

Lydia from Ready is on Twitter (@LydiaMontgomery). Find me.

My covers are mostly done by Bluebell84, so no, I can't help you. She's a magician.

Alternate bio, courtesy of Gemma Runner-

"Leigh Austin. Wife and mother of 14. Rock farmer in the barren lands of Antarctica. Lover of hand knitted underpants and aged cheddar. Can't stand the smell of mulberries. Writes about the dreams she has while high on mushroom tea."

Really I just use spray paint in my unventilated basement "studio".