Brunch at 9, shuffleboard at 2, Supper at 5, lights out from inebriation at 9. Come join us for bingo and drinks in the rehabilitation whirlpool (except on Tuesdays at 3 -- it's booked for Eunice's hip treatment)
You still with us? Good... You've passed the attention span test.
We are a secret society, made up of Wattpad's most elite members. Entry isn't easy to gain, but wealth and fame await you....
Oh look at that, its medication time.
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Horrific Tales of Horror
A series of short stories guaranteed to scare you half to death. Twice.
