Brunch at 9, shuffleboard at 2, Supper at 5, lights out from inebriation at 9.  Come join us for bingo and drinks in the rehabilitation whirlpool (except on Tuesdays at 3 -- it's booked for Eunice's hip treatment)


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RetirementHome RetirementHome Aug 12, 2014 04:38PM
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