I am an overly optimistic twenty years old guy, who has a sassy mouth. My style of jokes is telling a lot of them and maybe someone laughs at  least once.

I am a lazy coach potato, who somehow manages to get A on every subject.

I never do only one thing at the moment. I can't write something if TV is turned off or YouTube isn't blaring nearby.

I like drawing, but I always draw some deformed shit.

I enjoy spending time with my little seven years old brother. He is the most adorable thing in the world.

I'm am not a fan of slash, so I don't make it, sorry.
  • Nalchik, Russian Federation
  • JoinedJune 4, 2017


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