‘CLYDE’

You've been dead asf

we could build a relationship but could we also build the Death Star?

you’ve got me bawlin’ in steph curry

stop stealing my grapes

Youngblood is out??? It wasn't supposed to be till the 22nd wtf?1?1? 
          
          
          I'm crying and sobbing over here  

A dog's erection looks exactly like lipstick, but it sure doesn't taste like it.

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." 
          Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

my favorite christian 

you’re hot, daddy.

jim carrey is hot but you’re hotter