Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Fuck you, say daddy!
Baby: Fuck you, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I'm home!
Baby: Fuck you!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a bitch.
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Parent: Can you go get me a soda?
Me: Cola or Pepsi?
Parent: Cola.
Me: Normal or dietary?
Parent: Normal
Me: Bottle of Can?
Parent: Bottle
Me: 1L or 0.5L?
Parent: Screw it just get me water!
Me: Normal or carbonated?
Parent NORMAL!
Me: Warm or cold?
Parent: Get out!
Me: Now or later?
Parent: I'm going to kill you!
Me: Knife or gun?
Parent: GUN!
Me: In the head or body?
Parent: IF I EVER ASK YOU FOR ANYTHING AGAIN
👩🏽💻👩🏽💻👩🏽💻👩🏽💻👩🏽💻👩🏽💻👩🏽💻👩🏽💻👩🏽💻👩🏽💻👩🏽💻👩🏽💻👩🏽💻
MEN.
They're like Snow Storms
Never know when they're COMING
How many INCHES you'll get
Or
How long they'll LAST
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Why read the book when you can watch the movie?
Why breathe air when your going to die?
Think about it
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*MANGEETS VOICE*
Helloooo
I am 15
(I was released from the womb on April 7th)
I'm strange or so I'm told, I like to think I'm unique
I lik-
NO!
I LOVE food...
Any type I'll eat it.
No questions.
No hesitation.
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I'm a humorous, weird and very energetic. Lol this sound conceited, wait is conceited even the right word??? Probably not.
*Try's to think of the right word*
Guys I have heart breaking news....
*Dramatic music starts playing*
I COULDN'T FIND THE WORD!!!!
*GASP*
THIS IS ME AND WHO I'VE ALWAYS BEEN. THANK YOU EVERYONE AND HAVE A GREAT NIGHT.
Bro my bio is cringe😫 I wrote this when I was 13 and a lot happier
everytime i see this bio i want to delete it because it's so embarrassing but that would be deleting a piece of my history
eighteen
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