Captain Crunch

~~~Let's see here. Hm, Wattpad has been my friend for many years, but let me tell you, our relationship is pretty rocky. I'm hanging on by a thread -and by thread I mean hella good authors that make me wanna put them on a throne and keep them to myself- and that thread was something I was so close to severing.

Yet, whoop whoop. Here I am again. Books of bad grammar, see through plot, and aimless wandering no longer because if that's all most of the fan fiction has to offer, guess what? I'll write my own! I'll write my one shots so well you have no choice to read it. I'll write my sasuhina book so well you're left flabbergasted and you can't breathe and you go to the hospital and now, you're on fucking life support. I'll leave your knees quaking with excitement and euphoria until reading my books feels better than sex and you'll become asexual (hell if you're a girl, you'll fucking ovulate left and right). I'll write so damn well you'll make me President because if a man with small hands and orange skin can, then so can I! 

Or, you know, I'll try to. ;)

STORIES OUT RIGHT NOW (if you're too lazy to look through my published stories jeez)

Naruto-

"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head" this is a werewolf AU. Also SasuHina

"To Be Taken -In Every Way-" this is a kidnapped!Hinata AU. Also Hinata-centric and is pretty dark right now.

"One-Shots, Short Stories, Lemons" I think the title says it all but all these lil stories involve Hinata (except for one shikatema opps). Requests are accepted.

Attack on Titan-

"Concussion [An Eremika Fic]" this is where there's kings and queens and all that good stuff and mikasa is a knight. Eren is on the opposite side and well, eremika.