Knock-Off Cheez Wiz

I am a child of Satan's and live in the deepest pits of Tarturus, where my own father exiled me to. You can't believe how good the Wi-Fi in here is! 

So, long story short, you talk shit about anyone, anyone at all, you're out of here.

I live by a few quotes ;

❝Roses are red,
Violets aren't exactly blue,
 The society that we live in,
Never seems to speak the truth.❞

❝Never trust a mirror, 
For a mirror always lies,
It makes you think that all you're worth,
Can be seen in the outside,
Never trust a mirror.❞

❝People need to start appreciating the efforts I put in to not be a serial killer...❞

❝I'm not immature, I just know how to have fun.❞

❝Instead of "Have a nice day"
I say "Have the day you deserve"
... You know, let Karma sort that shit out.❞

❝Isn't it scary what a smile can hide?❞

❝Don't waste time on revenge
The people who hurt you
Will eventually face their own Karma...❞

❝I try to be a nice person,
But,
My mouth doesn't want to cooperate...❞

❝Don't take LIFE too SERIOUSLY,
It's not like you're getting out ALIVE...❞

❝The nicer you are, the easier you're hurt,
So,
Just be an ASSHOLE...❞

❝Revenge? 
Nah, I'm too lazy.
I'm gunna sit here and let Karma fuck you up❞

❝Tell me not to do SOMETHING...
And I will do it TWICE...
And take PICTURES...❞

❝Can I show you the TRUE meaning of FEAR?❞

❝Why wait for Karma to fuck someone up?
When you can be Karma yourself.
And fuck them up twice as much❞

❝ᴵ ᶜᴬᴺ ᴱᴵᵀᴴᴱᴿ ᴮᴱ ᵀᴴᴱ ᶠᴵᴿᴱ
ᴵᴺ ᵞᴼᵁᴿ ᴸᴵᶠᴱ
ᵀᴴᴬᵀ ᴸᴵᴳᴴᵀˢ ᵞᴼᵁᴿ ᵂᴬᵞ
ᴼᴿ ᵀᴴᴱ ᶠᴵᴿᴱ
ᵀᴴᴬᵀ ᴰᴱˢᵀᴼᴿᵞˢ ᴱᵛᴱᴿᵞᵀᴴᴵᴺᴳ ᴵᴺ ᴹᵞ ᵂᴬᵞ,
ᵞᴼᵁ ᴰᴱᶜᴵᴰᴱ❞

❝If you're going to fight, 
you have to shoot first, 
and ask questions later.❞

❝I want to be happy
but something inside me
screams
that I don't deserve it.❞

❝I don't go crazy
I am crazy, 
I just go normal
from time to time.❞

❝The more beautiful a memory is, 
the more painful it can become.❞

❝I may not be perfect, 
but I'm not fake, 
and I'm proud of it.❞

❝Total victory is scoring an easy
win by doing what you always do.❞