Sam!!

Do уou promote уour books on Neobook ?

Imagine me at your window

Bozo

so guys.
          
          
          IM STRAIGHT.

the temptation to rewrite my old stories: *exists*
          
          me: lmfao nah im just gonna unpublish them
          
          say buh bye :)
          
          (maybe ill redo them at a later date, i just dont like them anymore)

when you dont know how to tell people your preferred name-
          
          (its the worst when my childhood friend be talking to someone who knows my name and they go "Did you just call (me) Sam?!")
          
          (Also hi trinity uhh yea-)

HEHEHEHHAHEHEHEYA

I be talking to people like:
          
          Me: Oh, yea, you got Wattpad?
          Them: EW WATTPAD IS FULL OF GROSS PEOPLE WTF
          Me: BRO-

Was using a story generator for inspo and heres a quote from "Two Stable Uncles Talking to the Beat." Ahem.
          
          "Elizabeth walked over to the window and reflected on her grand surroundings. The snow flurried like cooking owls."

Just went through a pfp and banner change... also realized most my stories are meh. Will be writin more (maybe, rn im stealing food)